PK Editorials

it sucks being back, but it's nice to have one's absence noted ....

steve singer wrote saying the kennedy's weren't all that classy, that he had a photo of jfk in a havana whorehouse back in 1957 ..... hey steve .... what's not classy about a havana whorehouse in 1957? it'd be far classier than a mccain/palin whitehouse'd be, and it would have been the best that organized crime and an endless string of american administrations could make; i'd say that'd have been pretty good .... plus, kennedy was into fucking women, rather than fucking up the country and the planet .... given my druthers, i'd rather have my elected officials having congress--and why not the senate too?--with women; i'd say the bush twins are in vitro .... hard to imagine little georgie--and i mean little--doing anything substantive with his tiny putz .....

compensatorily speaking, i'd say that's one of the reasons we're in eye-rak .....

speaking of class, i keep perseverating on the conundrum, "what's the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom?"

i guess this is the republican attempt to co-opt the "hockey mom" category in their ongoing class war .... do hockey moms drive volvos? or do they hollow out a moose so they can get the puck outta there?

i'm told the answer is "lipstick;' now, i've never seen a pitbull with lipstick, but hey .... in the trailer park universe i'm sure there are lots of 'em .... what really bothers me is, if that's the only difference--that pitbulls wear lipstick--that means sarah palin's personal hygiene consists of her licking her box, scratching behind her ears for lice and fleas, and dabbing on boticides for sacrcoptic mange; it means she widdles on the floor, attacks and kills cats, and ruts in the streets with stray dogs .....

well, hell .... she's a republican, after all, and that's about what they do. so i shouldn't be surprised .... but class?

i rather think not ..... all those moist sucking, nuzzling, gobbling, slurping, licking and chewing noises could be a real distraction when you're trying to decide which defenceless brown country you want to invade next to distract the bovine population from how badly they're being screwed ......

still, republicans do know how to have fun, as witnessed by the agency officials whose task it is to monitor and collect royalties from the energy companies; the new energy policy there is "cocaine," and exxon mobil may be fucking you and me, but not quite as intimately as they've been fucking these republican appointees .... jesus, i'm qualified for government work, you know? maybe i should send in my resume .....

jeez, after that i don't have a whole lot to say .... seven years, oh lord, seven years later and whattawe gotta show for it?

next: dr. pete bursts into tears ......